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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:31:31 GMT -5
Kramer is paranoid that autocorrect is trying to read his mind. Jerry's GF makes him do a juice cleanse. It slowly drives him crazy.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:31:42 GMT -5
Newman reads the Game Of Thrones books just to spoil the new season for Jerry. Kramer sells the milk from his finished bowls of cereal.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:31:52 GMT -5
Kramer is insanely paranoid that everything on April Fools is a prank. J:“ We’re going to the coffee shop. Want to come?” K:“WHO’S ASKING?!"
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:04 GMT -5
Elaine’s boyfriend won’t stop posting BuzzFeed quiz results. “Stop it! You’re none of these people! And you’re a grown man! "
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Post by Saitama on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:06 GMT -5
11-9 delivery shift tomorrow. goes by quick, but some people are assholes 37 dollar order today. no tip 38 dollar order later. no tip. fuck some people what are you delivering pizza bro
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:12 GMT -5
had fish for supper
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:18 GMT -5
Kramer tries to avoid all March Madness news for a month, so he can DVR the whole tournament and binge-watch it later.
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:19 GMT -5
talapia
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:31 GMT -5
Jerry’s girlfriend won’t stop saying that she “literally can’t.” “What?! Can’t what?! Finish your sentence!"
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:34 GMT -5
and carrots
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:34 GMT -5
When a website claims Jerry is dead, he’s annoyed people aren’t more upset. It turns out Newman runs a website that spreads death hoaxes.
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:45 GMT -5
and green beans
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:43 GMT -5
Jerry goes on the Tonight Show but pisses Fallon off when he refuses to play any games. G:”Him? I didn’t know he got mad.” J:“Well he does!"
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:33:02 GMT -5
When George’s ex changes her HBOGo password, George tries to reconcile with her just long enough to get the new one.
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:32:59 GMT -5
When a website claims Jerry is dead, he’s annoyed people aren’t more upset. It turns out Newman runs a website that spreads death hoaxes. I am not dead
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:33:05 GMT -5
At a party Elaine pretends to have seen 12 Years A Slave but it becomes clear she's lying. Kramer gets Kim Novak drunk before the Oscars.
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:33:12 GMT -5
had chardonnay too
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:33:15 GMT -5
Kramer convinces George to cheat on his Oscar ballot in attempt to impress George's girlfriend, but he gets caught then dumped.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:33:27 GMT -5
George promises not to watch House Of Cards without his GF but can’t help himself. She dumps him when he badly pretends to be surprised.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:33:34 GMT -5
Funny stuff
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:33:38 GMT -5
At a party Elaine pretends to have seen 12 Years A Slave but it becomes clear she's lying. Kramer gets Kim Novak drunk before the Oscars. I didn't see that episode
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:34:07 GMT -5
George promises not to watch House Of Cards without his GF but can’t help himself. She dumps him when he badly pretends to be surprised. shrinkage
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:34:31 GMT -5
I missed a lot of those episodes
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:34:48 GMT -5
alternate universe
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:35:29 GMT -5
alternate reality
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