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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:25:36 GMT -5
Couldn't find this disc.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:25:38 GMT -5
KInda stoked
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:26:17 GMT -5
Did you know Jerry Seinfeld tweets new Show ideas?
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:27:07 GMT -5
Jerry's GF dumps him when he tweets a joke making fun of Beyoncé. J:"I don't get it!" E:"People don't like jokes about their religion."
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:27:19 GMT -5
Elaine responds to a 2 am text from an awful ex. J:”You never respond to a ‘U up?’ text! You’re writing checks your body’ll have to cash!"
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:27:34 GMT -5
George wants a tattoo to impress his hipster GF but can't handle the pain. She dumps him when she sees his finger has half a mustache on it.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:27:42 GMT -5
Elaine discovers that an erotic best seller may be based on Kramer's life. Jerry's GF makes a terrible web series he has to pretend to like.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:27:46 GMT -5
Elaine goes nuts trying to analyze her boyfriend’s one word text. “You can’t send the letter K with a period! A period is too aggressive!"
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:06 GMT -5
Inspired by LeBron, George tries to reunite w/ an ex he dumped. She slaps him J:"He's the LeBron of basketball.You're the LeBron of nothing"
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Post by Saitama on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:12 GMT -5
omg spence
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:15 GMT -5
Kramer rents out his apartment every night on Airbnb & lives in the hallway. K:“I’m making cash hand over fist, Jerry!” J:“You’re homeless!"
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:26 GMT -5
When Jerry's GF says he's no fun, he starts using emojis constantly. She dumps him. J:"I was being fun!" E:"Emoji guy is not fun. He's sad."
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Post by Saitama on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:27 GMT -5
ive never watched an episode of seinfeld fully
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:31 GMT -5
Kramer tries not to watch the World Cup after "overdosing" in 2010. "The highs are high, but the lows? Oh, they're low! They're low, Jerry!"
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:46 GMT -5
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:28:53 GMT -5
Jerry gets paranoid about his girlfriend’s past when her iPhone automatically connects to the wi-fi at Newman’s apartment.
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Rooster Cogburn
General Manager
Los Angeles Dodgers
“Life if tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:29:11 GMT -5
Doubt I can get 10 pages by myself.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:29:07 GMT -5
Elaine’s coworker is creepily obsessed with Frozen & brings it up constantly. “You’re a grown woman! It’s for children! This is not cute!”
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:30:28 GMT -5
George is too scared to break up with his intimidating girlfriend so he just repeatedly responds to her texts with “New phone. Who’s this?"
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:30:39 GMT -5
Jerry's gf dumps him for not wishing her happy bday on Facebook. J:"I said it to her face!" E:"But her friends can't see that &get jealous."
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:30:50 GMT -5
Elaine dates a gorgeous hispanic man, but she hides him from Jerry and George because she's ashamed that he’s in a subway Mariachi band.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:30:55 GMT -5
Elaine’s BF notices she has no Instagrams with black people. She awkwardly tries to take pics w/ black co-workers to prove she’s not racist.
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Rooster Cogburn
General Manager
Los Angeles Dodgers
“Life if tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
Posts: 19,945
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Aug 25, 2014 18:31:05 GMT -5
11-9 delivery shift tomorrow. goes by quick, but some people are assholes 37 dollar order today. no tip 38 dollar order later. no tip. fuck some people what are you delivering
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:31:07 GMT -5
George suspects the girl he’s meeting from OkCupid is using fake pictures but he can’t confront her because he is too.
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Post by Spencer on Aug 25, 2014 18:31:17 GMT -5
Jerry’s GF always smokes an e-cig in bed. GF:”But it's vapor.” J:”You say that like vapor’s something I want. I don’t want vapor! No vapor!"
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