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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:03:55 GMT -5
I smoked a blunt last weekend in OCMD you nimrod I'm gonna guess since you once said smokin gives you headaches, he thinks you don't Pretty much tbh
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:04:26 GMT -5
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:04:45 GMT -5
Probably tastes better than the numerous Natty Ice's I've been drinkin
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Post by steve on Jun 7, 2014 22:05:11 GMT -5
Probably tastes better than the numerous Natty Ice's I've been drinkin yeah probably
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 22:05:15 GMT -5
One of my favorite jokes. I've told it 9,000 times: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the 8 ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the 8 ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the 8 ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a peanut on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn 8 ball he measures everything first! Lol'd
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 22:05:36 GMT -5
One of my favorite jokes. I've told it 9,000 times: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the 8 ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the 8 ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the 8 ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a peanut on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn 8 ball he measures everything first! Lol
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Post by steve on Jun 7, 2014 22:05:59 GMT -5
3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the fuck is Erbes?!?!"
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:07:44 GMT -5
One of my favorite jokes. I've told it 9,000 times: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the 8 ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the 8 ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the 8 ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a peanut on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn 8 ball he measures everything first! Lol'd
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:08:40 GMT -5
3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the fuck is Erbes?!?!" ROFL
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:10:19 GMT -5
Always knew Erbes was full of shit about all the women he's "supposedly" been with
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Post by steve on Jun 7, 2014 22:11:53 GMT -5
yeah mine was a true story
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:12:54 GMT -5
Erbes acting he's like big pimpin and shit...gtfo
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:18:40 GMT -5
I gotta go to bed
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:18:55 GMT -5
I got up at 6:15 this morning
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:19:06 GMT -5
sleepy
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:19:13 GMT -5
tired
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:19:35 GMT -5
was hoping to see a sim before I nestle in my bed
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:19:47 GMT -5
guess I may wake up to a sim
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:20:01 GMT -5
I hope LA wins big again
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:20:10 GMT -5
winning is fun
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 22:20:19 GMT -5
night night everyone
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Post by game on Jun 7, 2014 22:22:34 GMT -5
3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the fuck is Erbes?!?!" ROFL Dam
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 22:24:02 GMT -5
So a man with no arms walks into a bathroom...
Walks over to the stale, beside a midget mid piss
The man with no arms looks at the midget then looks at his neither region, he asks the midget, "can you unzip my pants. Midget thinks about it for a Sec, says yes. Man looks down then looks at the midget asks " Can you pull it out for me please". Midget looks around thinks about, "yeah whatever". Pulls out the man's dick, full of puss, blood, blisters....
Man finally relieves himself, looks at the midget and pullls his arms out of his shirt. Says, " Thanks man,, I don't know what is goin on and didn't wanna touch it.
like this would happen to Shale
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 22:25:46 GMT -5
3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the fuck is Erbes?!?!" ROFL
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 22:28:29 GMT -5
Erbes acting he's like big pimpin and shit...gtfo It was a fictional joke shale
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