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Post by Jarvis Landry on Jun 7, 2014 20:51:17 GMT -5
Story time with stutter
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Rooster Cogburn
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 20:51:32 GMT -5
is there a chicken in the story?
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 20:52:32 GMT -5
or a monkey with an 8 ball and a peanut?
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 20:54:34 GMT -5
Good tHing shale didn't dip into my would tukey, I would drove to north philly orcamden, nj and left him there LOL so full of shit
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 20:57:08 GMT -5
Good tHing shale didn't dip into my would tukey, I would drove to north philly orcamden, nj and left him there LOL so full of shit Shale stfu, you have no idea. Per capita the murder rate is no better than NYC bro
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 20:57:54 GMT -5
Shale stfu, you have no idea. Per capita the murder rate is no better than NYC bro Whatever
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 20:58:43 GMT -5
or a monkey with an 8 ball and a peanut? No a midget, a urinal, a regular size man and.......
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 20:59:16 GMT -5
Shale stfu, you have no idea. Per capita the murder rate is no better than NYC bro Whatever You wanna try it out?
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 20:59:54 GMT -5
If I can handle Yonkers, all the shit you just mentioned would be nothing
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 21:00:25 GMT -5
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 21:01:32 GMT -5
If I can handle Yonkers, all the shit you just mentioned would be nothing You ain't ready Go hit golfballs on the cpu bro
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 21:02:13 GMT -5
If I can handle Yonkers, all the shit you just mentioned would be nothing You ain't ready Go hit golfballs on the cpu bro lulz I was born ready
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Post by Steve on Jun 7, 2014 21:16:25 GMT -5
stevie b can you trade me RPs in slor plz i wanna scout my dudes Sure
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Post by Steve on Jun 7, 2014 21:18:12 GMT -5
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Post by Steve on Jun 7, 2014 21:18:56 GMT -5
I smoked a blunt last weekend in OCMD you nimrod
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 21:31:52 GMT -5
Ryan, go home!
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 21:43:20 GMT -5
I smoked a blunt last weekend in OCMD you nimrod Good for you. Hope you enjoyed it
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 21:43:38 GMT -5
That is if that actually happened
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Post by steve on Jun 7, 2014 21:44:55 GMT -5
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Post by Birdie Sanders on Jun 7, 2014 21:47:30 GMT -5
I smoked a blunt last weekend in OCMD you nimrod I'm gonna guess since you once said smokin gives you headaches, he thinks you don't
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Post by steve on Jun 7, 2014 21:56:36 GMT -5
i'll be simming tomorrow afternoonish
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Post by steve on Jun 7, 2014 21:56:46 GMT -5
fyi y'all
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Post by Rooster Cogburn on Jun 7, 2014 21:57:15 GMT -5
One of my favorite jokes. I've told it 9,000 times:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the 8 ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the 8 ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the 8 ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a peanut on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn 8 ball he measures everything first!
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Post by game on Jun 7, 2014 21:59:15 GMT -5
One of my favorite jokes. I've told it 9,000 times: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the 8 ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the 8 ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the 8 ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a peanut on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn 8 ball he measures everything first! Lol
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Post by Captain America on Jun 7, 2014 22:03:44 GMT -5
I smoked a blunt last weekend in OCMD you nimrod I'm gonna guess since you once said smokin gives you headaches, he thinks you don't Pretty much tbh
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