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Post by Saitama on May 6, 2013 0:24:07 GMT -5
Hilarity through Boredom In the droll days of the long summer of baseball, where stamina is tested, the little things are what entertain you the most. Here's a fun little what's what of the finer things in the league. Interesting Manager Choices Manager Carl Winslow is probably the biggest surprise of the year, showing that he's moved on from his rage inducing encounters with the ever annoying Steve Urkel, and moved on to become the skipper of the lights-out Chicago White Sox. Carl Weathers must have finished teaching Tobias Funke to act, and has moved on to teaching the Milwaukee Brewers to play baseball. Weathers is enjoying a moderately successful tenure as the head of the Brew Crew so far. Cleveland seems to be good at not spending on their team. It must be because they spent all their money finding a way to resurrect Chief Sitting Bull"Shit" and teach him baseball. A great attraction for a mediocre team, it's not too much help for a beyond disgusting field product. Maybe the Chief can "rain dance" them to some victories soon. Seattle has a GM? Team Owners Nintendo of America might as well place Mario and Luigi in the front office. They can't wreck the team worse than it already has been destroyed by former GM Nanz after he abandoned the team following several failed sexual advanced towards star SS Alex Rodriguez. Nanz was last seen in Paraguay with a man that looks like but was not confirmed to be John Stamos. BBSBL Milestone Watch Tony Gwynn is 33 hits away from setting a new BBSBL All-Time Hits record.
Jose Canseco is 21 HR away from setting a new BBSBL All-Time Home Run Record.
Roger Clemens is 40 wins away from being the first pitcher in BBSBL history to win 300 games, with 4 years left on contract, and on a competing Boston team, it may just happen with a little luck.
Brown is the New Red AAA Pawtucket Paw Sox moved to Providence at the beginning of 1999 and changed their name to the Providence Poopfarts, enjoying renewed team following when commissioner Jeff Erbes didn't deny name change. Mascot Turdsley is a hit with the kids! |
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Post by Nanz on May 6, 2013 0:41:34 GMT -5
ummmmmmm lol
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Post by Nanz on May 6, 2013 0:43:27 GMT -5
LOL the mariners are in great shape LOL not sure how they could be "worse than it already" is LOL
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Post by Nanz on May 6, 2013 0:43:45 GMT -5
a lot of LOLz in there because i LOLd at those LOL comments
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Post by Nanz on May 6, 2013 0:44:00 GMT -5
and the stamos look alike was actually me so LOL
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Post by Nanz on May 6, 2013 0:44:29 GMT -5
not my fault erbes blew it by making arod a scrub
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Post by Youth Movement on May 6, 2013 11:36:15 GMT -5
true story, the team owner of the mariners (CEO of nintendo at one point) since 1993, doesn't know who griffey is...smfh
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Post by Saitama on May 6, 2013 12:31:52 GMT -5
lol at people giving this a 2/1. I know who it is too. Butthurt people.
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Post by Youth Movement on May 6, 2013 12:50:39 GMT -5
I think a 5 is just as undeserving as a 2 or 1
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Post by Youth Movement on May 6, 2013 12:50:56 GMT -5
why don't we call out the people voting 5's also?
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Post by Saitama on May 6, 2013 12:56:46 GMT -5
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Post by steve on May 6, 2013 13:42:01 GMT -5
lol wtf
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Post by steve on May 6, 2013 13:43:41 GMT -5
whoa whoa whoa. there's still plenty of meat on that ballplayer. you take jeff cirillo to the park, throw in some ben mcdonald, add a little geoff jenkins, baby you got a stew going.
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Post by bosoxi on May 6, 2013 14:12:45 GMT -5
any article that has Carl Weathers in it has to be good
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Post by Free Stutter! on May 6, 2013 14:25:32 GMT -5
this is a 3 at best.
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Post by Youth Movement on May 6, 2013 14:35:00 GMT -5
this article looks like it took minimal effort and minimal intelligence. smh at dude blasting people for voting 1's and 2's as if he wrote a masterpiece or something. This shit is garbage. I regret even giving it a 3. Just be grateful you got any votes, let alone a fucking 2.
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Post by Youth Movement on May 6, 2013 14:36:19 GMT -5
The poll took longer to compose than the article probably.
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Post by bravesgm on May 6, 2013 14:41:29 GMT -5
He's upset people aren't voting high on an article that includes a picture of Mario and a pile of poop?
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Post by steve on May 6, 2013 14:43:36 GMT -5
hahaha the poopfarts wtf
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Post by Saitama on May 6, 2013 14:47:19 GMT -5
He's upset people aren't voting high on an article that includes a picture of Mario and a pile of poop? The mario pic is actually relevant to the history of baseball in seattle do your research clownshoes. Also since when is this league known for being classy? smh |
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Post by bravesgm on May 6, 2013 14:52:40 GMT -5
He's upset people aren't voting high on an article that includes a picture of Mario and a pile of poop? The mario pic is actually relevant to the history of baseball in seattle do your research clownshoes. Also since when is this league known for being classy? smh Now I wish I'd have voted a 1, or not at all.  |
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Post by Saitama on May 6, 2013 14:53:29 GMT -5
Now I wish you knew Baseball. Sad brah. Nintendo of America owns the Seattle Mariners.
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Post by bravesgm on May 6, 2013 14:54:57 GMT -5
Now I wish you knew Baseball. Sad brah. Nintendo of America owns the Seattle Mariners. Good for them. Didn't know. Thanks for that piece of information. Now go smell poop.  |
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Post by steve on May 6, 2013 15:04:03 GMT -5
why would you expect a cardinals fan to know anything about baseball
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Post by Captain America on May 6, 2013 15:12:42 GMT -5
I think a 5 is just as undeserving as a 2 or 1 Some people just don't have a lot of talent with writing. Break isn't the most talented writer and he knows it. Could he have given some more effort here? Yeah, but the topic he chose wasn't going to get that much detail in there. Writing articles is always good for this league, but if you are going to write something, you might as well write something legit and make it worthwhile in order to guarantee yourself a 5. Every time I write an article, I expect nothing less than a 5 because I know that I only write about shit that is worth reading for everyone. Yes, I feel I have an actual talent in writing, but I put in work with everything I do. I take my writing very seriously and on Bleacher Report, I treat every article I write there as if it's life or death. It sounds fucked up, but in the end, it motivates to leave nothing behind and put in every effort I have so that I can one day be an MLB or NFL beat writer. All my articles I write here have usually taken at least 2-3 hours to complete. If you think you can write a legit and detailed article within 30 minutes, you are only kidding yourself. And then once the 3s and 4s come out, you'll pay for it and lose out on more board cash. |
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