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Post by Steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:48:11 GMT -5
Fucking butt ass naked!
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:49:08 GMT -5
Doctor, my wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?
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Post by Steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:49:45 GMT -5
ha!
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:50:09 GMT -5
Hank: Nah, he's not scared. C'mon granddad, why don't you wanna help us out? [Hector turns to Hank and defecates]
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:50:33 GMT -5
I AM NEVER GETTING TO 600
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Post by Steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:51:30 GMT -5
400 is solid
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:51:49 GMT -5
i don't want 400
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:52:12 GMT -5
want that TIA
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Post by Steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:52:24 GMT -5
true...but 600 might not be a possibility.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:52:28 GMT -5
kopjiuoyftyu
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:52:43 GMT -5
true...but 600 might not be a possibility. don't tell me what i can't do
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Post by Steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:52:51 GMT -5
Gotcha.
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Post by Steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:53:11 GMT -5
true...but 600 might not be a possibility. don't tell me what i can't do key word was might
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:53:30 GMT -5
It's been six days, and we're all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don't? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out. A woman died this morning just going for a swim. He tried to save her and now you're about to crucify him. We can't do this. Every man for himself is not going to work. It's time to start organizing. We need to figure out how we're going to survive here. Now I found water. Freshwater, up in the valley. I'll take a group up there at first daylight. If you don't want to come then find another way to contribute! Last week most of us were strangers. But we're all here now. And God knows how long we're going to be here. But if we can't live together—we're gonna die alone.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:54:11 GMT -5
I'm a survivor of a plane crash. I found the wire on the beach. I followed it. I thought it might have something to do with. . . a transmission we picked up on a receiver. . . a recording — a mayday with a French woman repeating on a loop for sixteen years.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:54:31 GMT -5
We know there are wild boar on the island. Razorbacks by the look of em. The ones that came into the camp last night were piglets, 100, 150 pounds each. Which means that there's a mother nearby. A 250 pound rat, with scimitar like tusks, a surly disposition, who'd love nothing more than to eviscerate anything that comes near it. Boar's usual mode of attack is to circle around and charge from behind so I figure it'll take at least three of us to distract her long enough for me to flank one of the piglets, pin it and slit its throat.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:55:13 GMT -5
We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't — Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:55:37 GMT -5
Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:55:55 GMT -5
So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:57:45 GMT -5
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:58:34 GMT -5
fda
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:58:59 GMT -5
Is that a fried turkey leg wrapped inside a burger? Because if so, then yes. Delicious.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:59:37 GMT -5
Your song is "Dancing on the Ceiling" by Lionel Richie?
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 21:59:59 GMT -5
My dream is to have the parks system privatized and run entirely for profit, by corporations.
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Post by steve on Sept 20, 2013 22:01:11 GMT -5
This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy! I'm down to one word a minute, and the word is "perflipisklup" because I can't fly spaceships!
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